Have a good laugh, but I think this might actually work round these parts as well
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real
bad.I don't think Killer took part in it but it was
hard to tell from all the blood.Anyways,
I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait in your truck till I get back."
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